As you hopefully have caught on, my name is Maria and I'm Brazilian. The rest is more unique, more complicated to explain. You'll probably like me, or you may not. Guess you'll have to figure it out for yourself.

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

“She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile”

– Marilyn Monroe (via missinyouiskillingme)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t

yeah-ditto-obvs:

literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

that’s it

that’s all

i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

itsmemacleod:

when you’re trying to give a fuck and

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